Swindler

N: Hello, have you got a table reserved?
A: Yes
N: What is your name?
J: Obame
N: Your name is not in the list
J: read again. Please
N: Oh, yes!
J: ( stupid)
N: Follow me, please. This is the table.
A: Thanks

N: Can I take your order?
J: No ( This waitress is such a pest!)
A: Yes, I'll have the soup of elephant.
N: And the drink?
A: champagne
N: Fine. and have you decided yet?

J: Yes, i'll have a caviar sandwich.

N: Anything to drink?

J: Lobster juice.

N: Fine.

J: The bill please
N: One moment please. This is the bill.
J: 500 Euros!!!!!
A: Any problem?
J: No, take my credit card. Agus wait me out.
N: Thank you, please wait.